in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old
i misread this too
my dad just saw me taking a selfie with the toaster and he literally just looked at me for like 10 minutes and walked on he will never respect me again
it was worth it
mmm look at dat sexy toaster
when you listen to really good music and your skin does the thing
OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING.
HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS JOKES FOR THREE YEARS
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
she hates friday just as much as we do
she is the robert pattinson of the music industry